It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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