is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
