We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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