I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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