Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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