I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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