Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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