i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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