I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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