my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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