i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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