so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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