Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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