I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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