I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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