Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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