i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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