i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I believe in your delicious
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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