I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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