Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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