the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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