i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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