i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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