my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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