is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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