How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I have tasted many bathrooms
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