Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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