ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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