I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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