so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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