Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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