The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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