are you still at the devil's house?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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