youre lurking in front of me
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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