i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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