My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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