So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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