I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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