"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Brb crying the tears of my youth
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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