I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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