so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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