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• (909): View more from California

  It must have been true love

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.

  (1-309): View more from Illinois

  Again?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.

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