you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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