What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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