My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
what if I'm pregnant?
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She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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