I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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