I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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