and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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