Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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