dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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