I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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