I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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