Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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