He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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