Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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