his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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